- 1. Don't wear a mock-turtleneck on the day you plan on going to get a haircut. Itchy agony.
- 2. CLOMB, JEEZ, and FEIJOA are all acceptable words in Scrabble. However, there is NO word that uses four "N"s.
- 3. Kittens do not understand that it is gross to pull something out of the bathroom trash and play with it.
- 4. Don't wash stuffed animals in your clothes washer. If My Little Pony(R)'s cranial seam splits open and her fuzz-innards get all in the drain pump, it screws the thing up GOOD.
- 5. If it's not one thing, it really is another. And another.
- 6. Based on recent useage statistics, your content is most popular in Texas, South Carolina, and Ohio. Need to increase following in Portugal, Netherlands.
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