Friends, countrymen, let me relieve you of your fear. That funny thing hanging from my nose is NOT some sort of mutant booger, but just the friendly fun of a TangleToy. Go take a look at them, get one of your own - they're great for having around the cubicle.
And just think of the pictures YOU'LL take.
"All I want is to feel this way, to be this close, to feel the same..."