...AND I BROKE DOWN AND LAUGHED

I know we're out of season here, but I couldn't resist posting this:








Via Ze Frank.

WE'RE SPACE EXPLORERS, AND WE NEED MORE SPACE!

No kidding, that is an actual line from the first ever episode of Voltron. You, too, can see how it all began, here:



This one's all for you, Wade.

"I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE"

I know we're all friends here, so I feel really good about getting these things off my chest:

• I actually get excited when I go to the bathroom at work for a "#2" and see that the stall at the end of the row is open, because the other one is for handicapped people, and even though I've never seen anyone in a wheelchair in my building, I'm always worried that if I go in there someone's going to roll in the restroom needing that stall.


• I think the main reason French fries are in this world is to be a vehicle for ketchup. Waffle fries were created with this in mind, because they have more surface area, and thus, can carry more ketchup.


• When I heard about that peanut-butter recall this morning, I KNEW my mother-in-law would call us and ask if we'd checked our peanut-butter.
  
  And at about 10am 8:30am, she did.
  
  


• I'm re-reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Hound of the Baskervilles". For at LEAST the third time. As an ebook on my PDA.


• I've seen Bloodrayne. YOU shouldn't. It's that bad.


• On one of my Pandora stations, I actually gave a "thumbs up" to a song by BRATZ. Yep, that's the pseudo-group of dolls for pre-adolescent girls.


• I got this coffee maker for free.


• When our power went out a couple of days ago, my first thought wasn't "Gee, I wonder if a power line went down?", it was "Oh crap, I hope I paid my electricity bill!"


• I'm sick of people acting like I'm going to have a coronary the first time I have to change a stinky diaper. I'm a GUY. I went to college. I've smelled A LOT of nasty things, and I'm still here to talk about it.


• I really, really , really, really, really, really wish I still had my old Voltron toys. Not because I want to sell them, but because I want to have them prominently displayed in my house somewhere.

Update: My wife informed me that the mother-in-law called at 8:30am, which is much different when you're trying to sleep, apparently.

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WHY BABIES ARE LIKE ALIENS

**Disclaimer**

1. I love my son. I haven't even met the little guy yet and I'm already completely retarded about him.


2. That being said, I am going to get to be his Dad, which means I'm completely entitled to have fun at his expense.


3. The aliens we are dealing with here will be of the Ridley Scott variety, or alternately, the one making an appearance in the diner scene of Spaceballs.


4. Your baby's mileage may vary.

Alien	Baby
Starts life as an egg.	Same.
Can not survive early development without a parasitic relationship with its host.	Same, although said host generally feels better about having a baby.
Robs the host of valuable nutrients and energy.	Gives the host ample opportunity to enjoy the brunch buffet.
Exits the host in a violent and destructive fashion.	Usually the worst thing that happens is that the new Dad faints.
Has an unusual shriek used for rudimentary communication.	Yep, got that too.
Requires a woman's special talents to be brought into order.	Same here - no flamethrowers, please.
Excretes gooey slime that dissolves practically any object it comes in contact with.	Have you SEEN my diaper??
Brings drama and tension to its environment.	You'd better believe it.
Plenty of sequels.	Let's go for just one more, ok? :-)

BLOG POST ROUNDUP 2/13/2007

Hi all - I'm trying out a new blogging software from Performancing, so this seemed an easy way to give it a test run.

Here's some of the top blog posts I've read today:

• Benfer's Blog - I Don't Remember What Happened on Lost, It Happened So Long Ago... - Since I'm behind on "Lost", I had to skip down to his discussion of NRH's instrumental service - and I'm very glad I did


• Wade's Rantings - Tate-ism #5 - GREAT picture. I hope to get a lot of these from my kid


• Most Innovative Churches - not a blog post, but found on Church Marketing Sucks. Vote in this running poll for the church you think is the most innovative. My vote? Mars Hill Bible Church, led by Rob Bell.


• babygadget - The Big Go-go - Yeah, just go check it out. I hope I can buy this for my boy :-)


• Splendid Pictures Around The Net - The Life of a Turtle Begins - Yep, turtles are cute.

NOW I'M AN "AWARD WINNING" WEB DESIGNER

iParenting award for "We All Use Math Every Day"
Originally uploaded by Stop Looking At Me Swan.

Yep, looks like my 15 minutes of fame have started. iParenting has named "We All Use Math Every Day" as one of their top sites for 2007. I do all the layout, code and administration for this site, and co-designed it with my good buddy Rondo. You'd better believe this is high-quality resume material, here!

HOW TO NOT KILL CREATIVITY

I didn't expect to post about this next, but I couldn't help myself...

With the squid arriving soon, I've found myself drawn to any and everything about parenting, education and generally raising kids. So it shouldn't come as a surprise that I was recently drawn to this video from the afore mentioned TED Talks. Their description serves it best:

Sir Ken Robinson makes an entertaining (and profoundly moving) case for creating an education system that nurtures creativity, rather than ... all » undermining it. Robinson is author of "Out of Our Minds: Learning to be Creative", and a leading expert on innovation and human resources. (Recorded February 2006 in Monterey, CA. Duration: 20:03)

Future parent or not, educator or not, I think this is required material. Because if we can't nurture our creativity, we can't hope to solve the problems of the future.