iVODKA

Jess had a good idea that I thought I'd riff on...

How to make vodka more appealing to a Mac user:

1. Call it iVodka.


2. Put it in a milky-white translucent plastic bottle with no obvious way to open it, and tell everyone that buys it about how beautiful the bottle is.


3. Make sure your iVodka bottle is not compatible with any other kind of vodka.


4. Use a vodka that doesn't actually get you drunk, but just gives you a "pleasant user experience."


5. Do a presentation on iVodka. Your slides may have no more than 5 words for the total presentation. Get someone to liveblog your presentation about the vodka.


6. Shut down all stores about to sell iVodka at 6pm for "stocking."


7. Have people post step-by-step pictures as they unpack and attempt to drink their iVodka.


8. TV commercials.
   

   Hi, I'm iVodka
   
   Zdravzvutye. Menã zovut Regular Old Boring Vodka. Ya nenavizhu etu stranu!
   

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FIVE QUESTIONS

A while back, in a fit of what must have been caffeine-induced self insight, I wrote down the following questions on a Post-it note on my desk:

1. What am I doing to serve my God better?


2. What am I doing to serve my wife better? (Now I would probably add my son to this one)


3. What am I doing to serve my employer better?


4. What am I doing to serve my church better?


5. What am I doing to serve the lost better?

These things must have been sitting on my desk for the last 6 months, at least. I don't have an answer for any of them yet, but I do know that sometimes they're hard to read.

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