The Swan Speaks

They see me. I'm convinced they see me and the smell of metaphorical fresh meat wafts to their salesperson noses. They call their stor...

(Can ya'll tell I'm at my in-laws where they have plentiful and free high-speed wireless internet access, and not at my house where ...

Last year around this time, I took the chance to clear up some of the confusion about appropriate Holiday lighting. I'd like to add a ...

Did you ever notice what we can get away with in the name of Christmas? Lying, concealing major purchases from your significant other, disc...

I've had a sort of spiritual epiphany recently, and I hope you don't mind if I share it with you. Proselytizing was never one of m...

To all those wonderful and amazing Spouses, Significant Others, Family and Friends of the human type we affectionately refer to as a "g...

Do you ever get those random letters from people you know (or don't) during Christmas, usually instead of the traditional Christmas Card...